Portland thinks that somebody should’ve taken God’s keys after the 7th or 8th miracle he performed last night.

Posted in Uncategorized on September 9, 2009 by pdxpression

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Portland thinks that when your ancestors and the fucking creator of the galldang universe are writing PSAs for Colgate you’d better listen goddammit.

Posted in Uncategorized on September 9, 2009 by pdxpression

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Portland thinks you probably love to talk about sports while taking a piss; go Timbers.

Posted in Uncategorized on September 9, 2009 by pdxpression

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Portland thinks that our parents would be way cooler with American Apparel ads on their asses.

Posted in Uncategorized on September 9, 2009 by pdxpression

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Portland thinks that a postscript is written in the middle of a letter.

Posted in Uncategorized on September 9, 2009 by pdxpression

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Portland thinks correctly.

Posted in Uncategorized on September 9, 2009 by pdxpression

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Portland thinks that you could use a bit of compassion after you get back from Muchas Gracias.

Posted in Uncategorized on August 21, 2009 by pdxpression

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